Festival Bar

One beer, two beer, three beer four 3.20, 6.40, 9.80 more...
can I see some ID please?
I'm like nineteen or some shit.
can I see some ID please?
left it behind.
Can't serve you then.
(sighs)
one beer, two beer, three beer, four 3.20, 6.40, 9.80 more...
What can I get you?
er... (dilated pupils stare into space)
what do you want?
er...
one beer, two beer, three beer, four 3.20, 6.40, 9.80 more...
four quarter full pints are sitting on the bar.
are those done with? (asks a ten year old boy)
er... I can't give them to you
one beer, two beer, three beer, four 3.20, 6.40, 9.80 more...
do you have any warm water?
what do you mean?
do you have any water that's not been in a fridge?
yeah that water has been in here all the time.
(I hand him a bottle of water)
This is too cold, it is not room temperature.
Sorry.
I AM NOT SORRY YOU FUCKING MORON OF COURSE IT ISN'T ROOM TEMPERATURE WE ARE NOT IN A FUCKING ROOM WE ARE IN A FUCKING FIELD!
one beer, two beer, three beer, four 3.20, 6.40, 9.80 more...

Monday, July 27th 2009