Monday 21 September 2009

One For Yesterday: My Magic Stick

On the train, the safety information notice talks of a magical box aboard which contains 'emergency light sticks.' I imagine that the first thing I would think to do if the lights went out following (I also imagine) a horrific crash, would not be to check for survivors but 'get me a light stick NOW!!!' then, light stick in hand, I'd whisper magic words and my magic stick would magic the tragedy away. If YOU notice any suspicious light sticks in the hand of any suspicious looking persons (me) please contact a member of staff...

Sunday July 19th 2009

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